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    眼瞅着又要奔赴一场婚礼。再踮起脚来瞅下一场下下一场和下下下一场婚礼。敢情这事儿也兴扎堆儿。
     
     
    我们这拨人真辛苦。从呱呱落地开始,就注定什么都得千军万马往那小木桥上扎。就像伟大首都北京西直门桥一样,不分钟点儿,永远跟那儿挤着。
    出生的时候争床位。幼儿园争小红花。入少先队争第一批。小升初争保送名额。中考的时候1:8。高考1:4。找工作1:N。
    好容易毕业成人走向社会了。3男人争1老婆。无数男人争1房号。千辛万苦找着老婆买着房了,领个证还得提前俩月排号。爷想8月8领证怎么了。怎么就还非得预约了!是吧?
     
     
    各位小新婚们。给我们这些尚单人士做个好榜样。我们结不结,早结不早结。都看你们榜样的了。
    最后多句嘴。别光顾着被窝里偷着乐。居安思危意识告诉我们,得赶紧勒紧裤腰带攒奶粉钱。
     
     
     
     
     

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    我是来收作业的。
    近来可好?
    Aug. 13
    强 小wrote:
    原来是三个男的争一个女的啊?!真长XIAO问!我说这年月怎么女朋友这TM难找呢!
    明白一个道理:男人怂到最后只能被迫‘断背’了!
    狂汗~
    Aug. 7
    尧 陈wrote:
    绝对经典概括,转一下好吗?
    July 7
    路人 甲wrote:
    看来是要起个大早,赶个晚集了。
    也好,能多睡个懒觉。
    July 6
    世铎 全wrote:
    参加婚礼这事一开始是一新鲜,后来是刺激,然后是麻木,最后就是一乐。
    不过每次都能从婚礼上多少感受到点什么。
    当我们这一代还没怎么活的太明白的时候已经陆续开始肩负教育下一代的责任,责任很大!
    北京好象还不是三个男人争一老婆吧,哈哈。这真没法争…
    July 4

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